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Post by Andúnë on Feb 15, 2004 12:43:31 GMT -5
How about "I'm going to scrawl filth about you all over the wine shop wall"?
That's got to be the most satisfying insult.
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Post by Esteldil on Feb 15, 2004 13:02:36 GMT -5
Hm...personally I prefer Steph's Czech one:
Prambi cheqtiar potrustal.
(God is punishing you...haha!)
Or, Nassrat (short, pithy and satisfying as a throw away remark.)
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Post by RastNim on Feb 15, 2004 18:40:43 GMT -5
What is this Pithy? - That is Charlie's and Lora's but I stole it EEEEVIL.
You reminded me with your use of the word pithy, great word innit.
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Post by Arrie on Feb 16, 2004 15:22:49 GMT -5
Or for added effect, "What is this, Pythi? Why so many pisces, why so many cumbae?"
I think it was on One Spoof they started saying "May you drown in Orc semen!" That one's quite gross..
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Post by Esteldil on Feb 16, 2004 16:14:43 GMT -5
euuuuwwww!
I quite like..."Prtihee tell me why/ what..." Quite nice to sort of say with a sneer. Something Haldir would have been excellent at
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Post by linaeisilme on Feb 16, 2004 16:33:09 GMT -5
fools! i am the lord of random comments also, i wanna be an elf not stinking hobbit grr um..well, that was the full reason for me posting here hobbit. i ask you. d**ned rastnim and 'arrie no, this posty will hjave a pint hehehe sorry, im not bery good at typing. d**n ...oh, sorry, were not allowed to say that are we...um may gimli knock on your door very eartly in the morning when you are still in your pyjamas to deliver a pointless package, preferably dairy based, and then spend the next half hour explaining why milk is no substitute for real ... um even i have lost my train of thought here so i will leave you with a last thought make the rankings lower so that mere mortalds like me can be immprtals like poi [beat that for randomness, and learn - never try to make me say random things again] and the point of this posting was.... there is a neww bagenders episode. so D**M i have posted in the wrong tpic area. again i am so sorry
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Post by linaeisilme on Feb 16, 2004 16:39:12 GMT -5
you are as attractive/literate/pungent/short/annoying/drunk/bearded/crazed/of unusual birth/heavily-eyebrowed/-built/-braided... as gimli hows that for an [actually many] insult also, you smell reli bad is a good one
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Post by RastNim on Feb 16, 2004 17:58:19 GMT -5
HAHA remember
Orcs are not to be confused with Orcas, if an Orc comes up to you and offers to "free willy" DECLINE, DEECLINEE!
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Post by Arrie on Feb 17, 2004 18:17:02 GMT -5
Hehehe....ah, happy days.
"Shoot Boromir! Shoot him!"
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Post by RastNim on Feb 17, 2004 18:35:08 GMT -5
However many times you try to shoot the s*d he juat will not die!
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Post by Esteldil on Feb 18, 2004 4:48:06 GMT -5
kill Boromir?? noooo! how could you think such a thing! nasty hobbit (er...Maia)
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Post by Andúnë on Feb 18, 2004 13:29:02 GMT -5
You guys are sooo funny. Pi, (I'm assuming that's just another name for linaeisilme), if you want to be an Elf, you have to earn it. Follow the below instuctions: 1. Have your home taken over by unfriendly neighbours (or grammar school boys). 2. Hide in the park for a week. 3. Get captured by said grammar school boys. 4. Escape and make your way to Leicester by hidden paths. 5. Fish someone out of a swimming pool and ask them where Loughborough is. 6. Chances are one in a billion that this person will actually know. But if you find the Swimmer That Knows, he will lead you to the obscure town of Loughborough. 7. Marry the son of the Mayor. I've met him. He's nice. 8. Spawn someone who will embark on a dangerous journey to save mankind. But not yet. 9. Mysteriously disappear, so that your son will never be able to find you, even though he spends all his time trying and even abandons his wife, who tells him to get a hobby. In other words, go to live in Shepshed. And so, as it is told in the lore of this land, you will become counted among the immortals. Or, you could post lots. ----------------------------------------------------------------- I might take this oppurtunity to inform everyone that the rankings have been reset to what they were in the first post of this thread. This is because of some technical difficulties. Please be patient.
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Post by Esteldil on Feb 18, 2004 13:45:59 GMT -5
Wouldn't that just make you a sort-of modern day Aragorn?
Elves are supposed to be pretty and un-filthy aren't they? So, I suggest you get captured by hairdressers instead and go live in the Big Brother House.
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Whitefate
Hobbit
Pass me the butter
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Post by Whitefate on Feb 19, 2004 8:21:53 GMT -5
not at all trying to go back on topic lol but why don't you have a larger scaling ladder, not sure if you are limited with a certain amount but if not try doing some thing on the lines of this 0-5Babe ( not the pig) 6-10Orc 11-20Dwarf 21-40Human (fairer) 41-80Ent (Ent Wife) Elf etc This way people can quickly progress and will want to progress so will post more especially at first till you hook more reluctant ones hook nail and sinker after all who wants to be an orc..... darn defeated my own line of reasoning
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Post by Andúnë on Feb 19, 2004 10:40:37 GMT -5
That would be a good idea, except this board only allows five categories Well, apologies to everyone for the frequent changes recently. Everything is sorted out now. I promise you the categories will never change again. Ever. For at least this month.
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