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Post by Esteldil on Jan 21, 2004 14:52:35 GMT -5
Those (infintely more in number) who fancy Aragorn have the utmost superior and distinguished taste.
Anyway, if those who fancy Legsie have better taste, why do they remain nameless! ha! I bid you, come declare yourself openly so that we can insult your appalling taste in al due proper fashion!
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Post by Alcmenelwen on Jan 23, 2004 14:55:29 GMT -5
I would like to declare myself a complete elf fan.
I have lost count of the number of pictures on my wall. I totally love leggie. hehehe...
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Post by Pie on Jan 30, 2004 18:14:44 GMT -5
But Becky dear, you are tasteless....
I'm not really sure if I can (technically) fancy Aragorn as it would be the closest thing possible to fancying myself. I may just stick to Faramir, but men definitely better than elves. They're allowed to make mistakes. Also, i would make a rubbish elf. I'm not graceful at all, I'd be constantly tripping over.
Hehe.
Charles
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Post by Esteldil on Feb 1, 2004 9:50:44 GMT -5
The elves look like girls- it's an accepted fact. just like all dwarf-women look like the dwarf men... What's wrong with fancying yourself anyway? I'm sure Aragorn would if he ever looked into a mirror...*sigh*...Aragorn... Although, hard decision between him, Boromir and Faramir  |
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Post by Arrie on Feb 1, 2004 13:07:03 GMT -5
;D
Well, you couldn't really have Boromir and Faramir together because they're brothers...Plus Boromir dies. That could be quite hard to overcome.
On the other hand, I actually wash my hair from time to time unlike Aragorn. And a certain person a few of us know.
Hm...
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Post by Esteldil on Feb 3, 2004 3:39:10 GMT -5
Speaking of Boromir, did anyone see a very young, very dashing Sean Bean (pronounced any way one likes) as Count Vronsky in Anna Karenina? BUt I think it can be generally agreed that those who feel it necessary to be 'pervy elf fanciers' obviously have never discovered the charms of 'a real man'. hehe  |
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Post by Andúnë on Feb 3, 2004 3:56:42 GMT -5
May I remind you that I was the one who phoned you during the film to tell you to watch it!!!!!
And anyway, I'm not exclusively a pervy Elf-fancier... I like Hobbits toooo...
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Post by Esteldil on Feb 3, 2004 5:24:06 GMT -5
You may have phoned me but how does that prove your good taste? YOu may have just phoned me because, as a lovely friend, you realised that I would like to take this moment to say "phwoar" a lot.
Fine, you may not be exclusively an elf-fancier but it all boils down to the fact that you like "pretty boys". Because Frodo is very very pretty... (not that it's a bad thing)
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Post by Andúnë on Feb 3, 2004 5:34:45 GMT -5
It's certainly not a bad thing! And phoning you does prove my good taste, because I recognised the drool-worthy-ness of a young and dashing Sean Bean, whereas I would never have encouraged you to go watch an old and grotty Sean Bean  |
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Post by Arrie on Feb 3, 2004 15:22:20 GMT -5
Old?!?! Grotty?!?! OK, I can kind of see your point, but with a bit of gentle persuasion to wash his hair, he'd be lovely...
I am a pervy Hobbit-fancier and proud of it!!
But, small people aside, because Hobbits could be quite awkward to sustain a relationship with, Elves do have no sex drive, which could be...difficult. At least Men are there when you want them...even if you do have to get rid of their silly Elf crumpet first.
I've lost my train of thought.
I wonder why?
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Post by Esteldil on Feb 4, 2004 8:20:53 GMT -5
No sex drive?! what? I suggest you read Bagenders episodes...not saying which one in case this gets over PG12 and gets taken off the school connection...but you'll soon realise that with the right person (erm...man), anything is possible...
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Post by Screamingflower on Feb 4, 2004 8:50:30 GMT -5
I'm definately a pervy man fancier, Aragorn, Boromir, gimme gimme!
The elves are just too perfect, kind of like dolls come to life. I can imagine if you looked under Leggie's tunic you'd find the same as you would on a Ken doll, anyway.
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Post by Andúnë on Feb 4, 2004 12:14:20 GMT -5
That's just insulting!  To take the technical point of view, Elves are just as able to reproduce as Men. The fact that they choose not to do so as often could be due to: a) Being superior beings, they have better things to do. b) Being superior beings, they have developed an excellent method of contraception unknown to the mortal world. Why then, do you think that Orcs, who are derived from Elves, are so multiplitory? |
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Post by Arrie on Feb 4, 2004 16:00:35 GMT -5
You really are intent on using this "superior beings" argument, aren't you? Well, Bagenders if I remember right was with the aid of a magic substance, which shall remain nameless (though I think it was Vicks vaporub-it does wonders for me. But not like that.) Hey...I didn't use any smileys..hahumph.. OK, there were a few... |
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Post by Esteldil on Feb 5, 2004 3:40:22 GMT -5
That's just insulting! To take the technical point of view, Elves are just as able to reproduce as Men. The fact that they choose not to do so as often could be due to: a) Being superior beings, they have better things to do. b) Being superior beings, they have developed an excellent method of contraception unknown to the mortal world. Why then, do you think that Orcs, who are derived from Elves, are so multiplitory? a) Like...erm...practise shooting? or erm...weaving? Anything else so delightful shall surely send them into raptures of glee. b) first, contraception does NOT prevent you having a sex drive. Unless of course their contraception happens to be "having better things to do". Anyway, we're not doubting that elves can reproduce- thereby producing the odd sprog or two. But they have no sex-drive- ie they don't want to (they obviously have not tried the right man. enough times.) Anyway, Orcs are corrupted Elves and everyone knows that corruption usually leads to some sort of sexual corruption....hehe. Besides, weren't they all male? or didn't they reproduce by asexual reproduction with Saruman breaking them all out of eggs? Actually, that leads to another question: see other thread.... |
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